Notices by pylon fan (sophia@glitterkitten.co.uk@glitterkitten.co.uk), page 39

@fnord birds aren't real

@polychrome nah they have a range of a few miles, I've only ever seen the one group here.
They've started appearing near my house quite regularly since one spotted us in the garden a while ago

It is extremely disconcerting to be followed home by birds. I got home from feeding the ducks an hour ago and now the ravens in my neighbours tree

@GothFvck thanks

@tbeckett thanks I hate it

Congrats to CANDIDATE on being elected leader of the Conservatives with XX,XXX votes, shout out to CANDIDATE for their respectful YY,YYY votes. A good turnout at AA% imo https://www.conservatives.com/sharethefacts/2019/07/conservative-party-leader

@Thomas where is the lie

@katnjia @inkblot_sandwiches lmaooo they blocked me

@kew @lesbianhacker thank you!

@bclindner #antispam #HealynDickHard #Linux #women

@amydentata I'm very good at science as you can see by my toot

@alexis @dtluna I wanted another one tbh but I loved her so much I couldn't stand the heartache and reminders it would bring, esp since she went out as a result of that abuse. I still get angry now, a year later.
They're by far my favourite dogs, so dippy and soft

I'm adorable #facts #science
(eye contact, underwear)

@dtluna nah not at all, they have a bad rep but it's unfounded in terms of it being a breed thing, there's just assholes who train them to be.

The rottweiler was rescued from dog fighters. They couldn't make her fight so used her as a bait dog. Most gentle, happy creature I've ever met
Staffies/pit bulls are one of few types of dogs recommended for children, they're known as nanny dogs, Victorians used to leave them with kids to protect them

@fireglow thank you