Notices by GeePawHill (geepawhill@mastodon.social)

Oh and another motherfucking thing.

You got a thousand users. You got a growth path to 10,000 users. Cool, cool, that's cool

STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE AMAZON.

Microservices? C'mon now.

AWS? Be real.

Kubernetes? Are you fucking kidding me?

10k users could run on your second generation fitbit. By the time we approach that mark, we can figure out how to deal.

I have invented a new development environment in which every typo costs you 20 minutes, and all changes are testable only in production.

I call it github actions!

@futurebird I'm reasonably confident he's in the 4004BC camp.

(Though, for the record, I am not a hater of Bishop Ussher, who was actually a pretty rigorous thinker and a helluva researcher and analyst. However mistaken and misguided his effort, it was accomplished in *1650*, when there was nothing remotely like even an *idea* of evolution, let alone the staggering amount of hardcore science we have now that backs up that theory.)

@eff @legind I don't know of any "recognized brands that have good product security histories".