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Notices by Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party), page 11
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🌐Souvlaki Spook Station🍢🛰️ (anarchiv@todon.nl@todon.nl)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 16:20:31 UTC 🌐Souvlaki Spook Station🍢🛰️ -
jobot (jean robot) (jorts@botsin.space@botsin.space)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 16:14:02 UTC jobot (jean robot) jexec (jean exec)
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Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 16:16:41 UTC Ruby Rhod @kaniini well, GNU has enough momentum and a wide enough developer pool but look what happened to MySQL AB -
Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 16:13:08 UTC Ruby Rhod @ink_slinger time to break some traditions -
Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 16:07:57 UTC Ruby Rhod Selling "negro work songs" to children with slight modification sounds like something the Greatest Generation would do, and no wonder why boomers look back fondly on this shit and get mad when you want to burn it all down. -
Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 16:04:00 UTC Ruby Rhod haha they replaced "Massa" with "Boss" to hide the racism from the children. Here's the original -
Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 16:03:27 UTC Ruby Rhod "You can do just what you please" is the wrong opening for this -
hacking for the moonrabbit (kaniini@socially.whimsic.al)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 15:58:05 UTC hacking for the moonrabbit okay i can't do any more of this, but, again, if you do not like being exploited, don't let yourself be exploited:
1. don't contribute to 'open core' software projects
2. don't reassign your copyrights
3. carefully weigh the value you derive from contribution to a project against the possibility that any of the key players in the space may use your contribution to profit
4. if you don't feel happy about the way things are going in a project, walk.
i did it with Alpine. some say that was one of the stupidest decisions I've ever made, but my happiness is more important than Docker's bottom line. -
Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 16:00:51 UTC Ruby Rhod The "Pick A Bale of Cotton" song was pretty awful, let's see how the "Peanut Picking Song" goes -
Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 15:58:57 UTC Ruby Rhod This SONGS OF AMERICA record from unknown year is full of "Happy Tunes" but half of them are white people singing old slave work songs
cool cool cool, if you use that old timey cheery voice the children will never figure out how awful it is -
Benjamin Young Savage (ᐱᓐᒋᐱᓐ) (benjancewicz@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 02:11:42 UTC Benjamin Young Savage (ᐱᓐᒋᐱᓐ) In Iceland, you can hand-draw a map on mail, without an address, and it will still make it to its destination
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Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 15:41:52 UTC Ruby Rhod @starbreaker savage but true -
Matthew Graybosch (starbreaker@mastodon.sdf.org@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 13:45:19 UTC Matthew Graybosch MANAGER
I wish you were more passionate, and had more of a sense of urgency.ME
It's a web application, not the fucking Apollo program.MANAGER
You need to take ownership of your work.ME
But I don't own it. It's work-for-hire, which means the client owns it and all I get is a shitty paycheck and the health problems endemic to sedentary work. -
Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 15:34:14 UTC Ruby Rhod @ParadeGrotesque @autistikai @clacke i've heard that one, but it's not the one i'm thinking of. i believe the story i was reading was about military personnel doing this, and it's recent. -
Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 15:27:00 UTC Ruby Rhod @clacke @autistikai that is a hilarious and lovely tradition.
makes me think somewhere in that region there's a mountaintop and people keep going up and taking down the other's flag and leaving a bottle of booze???? something like that. -
a Claes unto himself 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 15:26:01 UTC a Claes unto himself 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛 @feld @autistikai There is an association called "Friends of the Spit" who meet every year to drive metal spits into the ground and attempt to pry apart Småland and Skåne, separating Skåne from the rest of Sweden and reuniting it with Denmark. After failing in their mission they go and enjoy some good eating and drinking together.
Friends of the Spit has members from both sides of the intended rift. -
Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 15:26:11 UTC Ruby Rhod @anarchiv is this true @lain ??? Are you telling me I should have just brought my pants with a hammer loop when I visited Berlin? -
Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 15:24:07 UTC Ruby Rhod @anarchiv that double zipper is required to release your massive SIRI CANCEL MESSAGE NOW -
Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 15:23:19 UTC Ruby Rhod @anarchiv that's one trippy mirror -
Ruby Rhod (feld@bikeshed.party)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Oct-2019 15:19:47 UTC Ruby Rhod @roka @eal @lain Open source was dying when nobody called out the Nagios coward for modifying their license to include "no forking!"